Phone Tap: Cheugy Simps

sarahmac | January 5, 2026 |
Multicultural friends group on addicted moment using mobile smart phones - Gen-z young people hypnotized by social media networks - Technology concept with always connected millenials - Vivid filter

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is transferring to a new branch at work, and we’re letting him know he better learn his modern slang because his new office is thick with ZOOMERS.